Goorin Bros. Salty Bather

Not all beachgoers are here for the sunshine and good vibes—some just want to be left alone. This cap channels the crustiest of moods with an embroidered crab that says it all. Mesh-backed for those hot days when even the ocean feels like bathwater, it’s perfect for post-surf naps, boardwalk grudges, and side-eyeing tourists who don’t respect personal space. Wear it when you’re feeling pinchy, or just want to let the world know—keep your distance, I’m salty.